Saturday, 17 October 2026 | 5:36 PM

17 Oct, 2026

by theshytird

Waiting in the queue for the concert of a lifetime and my bowels decide THIS is the moment.
Proper diarrhoea. Vicious.
I legged it behind some bushes, climbed a fence, and made it. Just.
Doors open in 10 minutes. Please, IBS, behave.
Let’s see.

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