Friday, 29 November 2019 | 07:49 AM

Choices are extremely important in life, just like the one I made yesterday.

Should I or should I not eat lentils for dinner?

Hell! I did eat them! So my arse has just launched the first turpedo.

Thursday, 28 November 2019 | 10:31 PM

Here is my third shat of the day.

With it I just initiate my new phone.

Great.

Thursday, 26 November 2019 | 03:22 PM

While the rest of the world can’t wait for black friday, I already had a bit of a brown thursday.

Thursday, 28 November 2019 | 07:54 AM

Every freaking time I eat pizza my belly ends up tackling over-collected air pressure.

You know car tyres has their own right pressure, they tend to deflate, then you’ve got to inflate them back.

My intestine works just the other way around: it keeps inflating.

Problem is I cannot release gas with the cap still on!

Morning afters like this one are so satisfying. Yet it is a hard job. A naughty one.

Luckily my sturdy stomach got used to that.

Wednesday, 27 November 2019 | 09:47 AM

Gee! I almost broke my record!

This tird was not shy whatsoever!

Must have been at least 8’’!

Tuesday, 26 November 2019 | 08:07 AM

There is something mystic about loos in the morning: sun shading shapes through the shallow window.

I feel like a philosopher today. Can’t tell why for sure. Must be faeces inhalations.

Monday, 25 November 2019 | 07:37 PM

‘Pop pop’ My colon says.

I returned the call delivering the parcel.

Monday, 25 November 2019 | 02:35 PM

Just got home after having paid the fine I deserved following my car crash.
My arse burns.

Monday, 25 November 2019 | 09:21 AM

It is extremely hard to overcome the feeling of having done something wrong. Losing my girlfriend, losing control of my car, ending up in a car crash. If I can’t take care of stuff I love, If I am not even able to take care to the people I love! I am not worth it.

Today gravity works the other way around: it feels like tirds coming out of my arse are nothing compared to the amount of crap who’s producing them.

Monday, 25 November 2019 | 12:16 AM

Night time. Same old shit.