Saturday, 28 December 2019 | 09:12 PM

There’s nothing like playing poker at your friend’s house, drinking beer, getting high, and shit your crap in his loo.

Saturday, 28 December 2019 | 11:16 AM

Some days I wish some days some people invent some kind of something to suck shit out of my arse.

Saturday, 28 December 2019 | 12:06 AM

Midnight Shit! Such a wonderful thing!

Friday, 27 December 2019 | 12:08 PM

It’s so sad…

These are my last shats of the year…

Thursday, 26 December 2019 | 08:20 PM

I just realised I took no poop today!

Let’s make it up!

Wednesday, 25 December 2019 | 11:40 PM

Still got some.

Wednesday, 25 December 2019 | 08:28 PM

T(H)IRD TIME!
CHRISTMAS TIME!

Wednesday, 25 December 2019 | 04:41 PM

I just had the deepest nap ever.

Post-Christmas-lunch shat is divine!

And that’s what I call a holy shit!

Wednesday, 25 December 2019 | 12:14 PM

Shit! I lost my streak again! Must be due to the fact I had nothing to expel…

I kinda stop eating two days before Christmas in order to prepare myself to the great holiday feast.

Yesterday was just Day1 of this devastating tradition. I devoured an entire crab, and I ate it’s shell too!

You know I did it so I could strengthen my powers… I am an avenger now!!

Just try and guess my super power.

Oh, by the way… I almost forgot. HAPPY CHRISTMAS!

Monday, 23 December 2019 | 05:27 PM

Yesterday I had a high school mates reunion.

When I asked for a steak, rare cooked, one of my mates said ‘I wouldn’t do that!’ -Why? ‘The last time I asked for a rare steak in here I spent the next three days sick with a terrible diarrhea’

FUCK ME! I should have listened to her.