Sunday, 26 July 2020 | 10:44 AM

I just can’t describe the way stuff has been downloaded from my belly.

0.5seconds, 3kg

Saturday, 25 July 2020| 05:13 PM

The smell of my shit is changing. It reminds me the smell of a dog’s poo, pretty much.

Can’t tell why tho

Saturday, 25 July 2020 | 10:59 AM

White wine makes my shit revel.

Friday, 24 July 2020 | 10:54 AM

Shit was ripen enough. I can tell that by two factors. Firstly, the unmistakeable smell. Secondly it detached from my arsehole as a continuous 30cm-long piece of matter.

Outstanding performance!

Thursday, 23 July 2020 | 11:57 AM

It’s cool to have a normal shit once in a while

Wednesday, 22 July 2020 | 12:18 PM

A tird as little as one pound coin.

Wednesday, 22 July 2020 | 10:51 AM

I wonder what kind of outcomes would the Mirror Test bring if made it with a tird.

Would it become self-aware? Would it may write a book about what it feels like being a shit?

Tuesday, 21 July 2020 | 06:50 PM

I forgot what it was like shitting twice a day, so much I am constipated.

I mean seriously, it feels like having a rock stuck inside me!

Tuesday, 21 July 2020 | 10:57 AM

Right now a fart just scattered crap all around my toilet. Harsh.

Monday, 20 July 2020 | 09:58 AM

Everyday it starts, splash