Yesterday I had something like five pints of beer. Now I’d like to be rewarded five points to gryffindor because of the great magic that just got out of my body.

I mean, it’s effect can’t be caused by anything apart from a great spell of magic! It hurts, it’s stingy, it’s broad!

…and it’s lasting too long.

Fuck me and fuck beer.

My girlfriend told me funny stories about her shit. I think she’s going to join me on this blog, as an occasiona co-author.

Nobody cares, and my arse is booming. The air gaping my tirds is more compressed than soft air guns

I should have taken my crap earlier. I hold it too long, now I am going to miss it 🙁

I’m too attached :’(

All right, another dull shit. It’s going to be a dull post.

That’s the kind of post I gotta right just because I have to keep up my streak.

Plenty of love for my crap.

As soon as my cheeks spread on the toilet, a long, glum Tird got out of me.

Yesterday was dull. Today is dull. Tomorrow will be a dull day. That’s life though! Some weeks are so uneventful, some others are full of crap!

I’m hoping for a rainy day 💭

Rush in the bash

All right this is a terrible post.

Have you ever made a dough? Some dough of any kind, flour, water, eggs. Well, I have.

Seems like I could be eating arse-made pasta for lunch…

I had to postpone my morning shit. Now a huge snake pf shit is clogging my toilet.

All in all it was

Just a shit in the loo

Actually, more than that. Since it makes my bum explode

On the phone with my girlfriend, my shit really smells, me trying not to make bas noises.

Tho’ who cares?