What do you do while taking a shit? You read shampoo ingredients? You scroll instagram? You make a phone call?

I prefer posting about it.

My shit was hard as bricks

Now I am wondering why wiping was so creamy. Is it some sort of joke? I am not laughing

I’m so tired I can’t tell if I am alive or dead.

Shit suddenly reminds me I am alive. Spikey

Today my anus is sparkly, it makes bum bum humming sound, very very amusing. There’s no poop though 🙁

Rubbles

Downloading…

Shitment postponed. Am late

My vacations are through. I’m back at the studio…

What’s the first thing I do as soon my boss gets out? I TAKE A SHIIIIIIT! yeeeaaaahhhh!!!

Creamy shiiiiiit!!

Seems like my arse missed home more than I did.

Am still shitting here…🙄

I’ve just come back from a 13-day road-camping trip. I am simply EXHAUSTED.

First things first. TAKING A HUGE CRAPPY SHIT. I’ve spent the last three days of my trip sustaining solely on canned beans. Basically I was a walking fart. I was Loud. I was free.