I should have spent the day studying. I did not. Now anxiety rises. Let’s take a poop!

I wonder if I’ll be able to write in rhyme ever again 😢

A simple task

Proud to start my day with such a crappy. 🙂

Very lumpy. Veery smokey.

THE GREATEST SHIT in months. I mean, freaking enormous!

Ok, I’ve been shitting duller than normal in the last few month, but I wasn’t expecting I would have put out such a primordial matter. It reminds me of nature creating the world, the dinosaurs, the big bang!

Been sitting for ten minutes, and I am not sure wether I had a shit. 🙄

Sometimes these things happen, especially when the toilet is full of white foam*

*I use special tablets 🥰

I think I caught the flu.

I can tell this from the smell of my shit, and then randomness out of which it came at this time of the day.

I gotta preserve my heat. Gotta dry my hair asap! It’s so fun to use the hair dryer while taking a shit. Feels like I’m inside a hurricane.

No wait, has anybody ever taken a shit inside a hurricane?!

Terrible night. Now I am late. Can’t take the time to wait for my arse.

Bye

Can’t define this morning thing a proper shit. It looks like I’ve only been a miser… And I love to squander with my shit!

At first seemed just like I forgot to have a wee in the last few hours.
keep peeing… when suddenly! SWOOP! A slippery tird appears!

Such a wonderful surprise, this late at night!

There’s always shit to do.

Two-way meaningful

Two tirds in the hole!