I was sure there was something more to come! I mean, it’s just a couple of bucks, but that’s fine!

I hope I can be rewarded for my shit one day…

Oh nice, I spent yesterday evening trying to squeeze out every gassy slot inside my bowels, and now they seem gone.

I mean, I used the TV remote as a chisel and I pushed it hard on my belly. It didn’t work at all, but it is nice to feel relieved in the morning at least.

In the meanwhile, only a turd in the hole. I think there’s more to come… I had pizza for dinner, eheh

Two hours after several scoops of ice cream, I take a huge shit.

What’s taking so long though? I’d pretty much like to pop put these kind of revolvers in the morning. Not like twelve hours later! C’mon bowels, I know you’re better than this!!

Patience got rewarded. A grenade was thrown.

Uhm, when I wake myself up in the morning, even before I open my eyes, I fart, loads and loads of farts. Just like a did today. After such a wonderful concert I expect some good poop for me!

I had breakfast, then came here. Still nothing. It is so disappointing 🙁

Right, after a bowlful of creamy ice cream my arse is finally ready to pop!

I spent the whole day whistle-farting, I knew there must come to something solid!

Meh, poor boy. Born already dead.

I mean this turd is so dried out it has no vitality at all!

Some unexpected turds came out my arse right after a few push-ups.

Don’t worry, I went sitting on the toilet for that!

They were pretty consistent, very hydrated. It was a real pleasure to meet ‘em!

Okay, perhaps now something can get expelled. It’s not much, but I think it’s fine.