I’ve been awake for two hours now, my pushy bowels wanted some place to drop their messages asap, but I gave ’em my toilet only now. My bowels are now content.

I am not that satisfied though, I wished it could have been more shit, but it’s just an old tird.

Just for the special occasion I’ll call it Charles the tird.

Just woke up. My bowels two minutes right after me. A bomb is dropped. My arsehole stings. She sings. Who’s she? My soul.

Yeeeeaaah, just extrude some shiiiit yeeeaahhhh!!!

A long series of turds made me realised I forgot to report my morning shit.

I didn’t do it because it was way to fast than expected. And pretty fluid…

Thus some turds came out…

Oh no! Too early for a shit this morning!

It’ll burden me the whole day, I a sure of this! 😡

There’s something quick I must drop before going to the gym.

Ok. Done. I am now ready

Soooooft and tendeer splaaash!

Even if this crap was pretty decent, I still feel unsatisfied. Gotta get back to my old habits, shitting in the morning gives me real Chocolate

Yesterday I had Indian food for dinner. I thought my arsehole would have taken it worse than it is now, but ok! Good for me!

It doesn’t even smell! NIIIICE