I just took a shit, bur my arsehole is still a little shy, I am worried for my blood donation, and I am sure I will be taking another shit soon….

Just a lil pop.

Little, so to speak… it’s a BOMB! Especially for the smell…

Time passes by, but my bowels seem to stay the same. Ever since I was born it kept producing waste.

This morning it’s a little harder

Just a little first shit

I simply started cooking, just popped a beer, when I felt a strong push inside my bowels. It was diarrhoea.

Well, it IS! I am presently discharging it inside the shithole.

I don’t feel very very good, must be coz of the food!

Yesterday I cooked pasta for me and a friend of mine. Pasta, Pizza, Bread, these are the most evil food for my bowels, and yet the most delicious foe my tongue!

That’s my morning shit, and it’s uneventful

Sad, only a single turdy sturdy

Liquid

What I had yesterday cannot be called shit. Indeed it was just a few tired turds.

This morning my bowels decides to keep it up, at an exploding pace.

BOOOOOM, out of my arse. Now my toilet is covered in micro droplets.

No shit this morning, had to wait until now.

But nothing yet. Only a lot of farts