I emitted no sound, while extruding a long long sausage of poop.

It was at least 30cm long! Then it detached 🙁

I ate something spicy with an onion, a courgette and some cheek peas in it.

To expect farts was pretty obvious, clear. But I wasn’t expecting this burning diarrhoea!

OUCH!

And the toilet now is utter brown

Some little turds get out

Today I woke up at my girlfriend’s. As I woke up I told her if I could stay at her loo after she would have left, and she said ok.

I thought I would have needed it, instead I felt no urge. Even if I was feeling a lot of burden inside me :/

Anyways, I am at my place, and I mean MY PLACE MY SPOT MY TOILET. Here Yah! My arse felt no shame!

Stained!

Been waiting for this one all yesterday long.

This is short

After a long day climbing outdoor, farting and being smelly all around, I can finally sit in my best cozy place, the shithole

Finally a little turd gets out.

But I feel like there’s more to come later on…

Unfortunately for me, imma be outdooring… a little difficult for shitting

I’ve been waiting patiently on the toilet, for ten minutes now, I am pushing, but there’s nothing getting out apart from some farts :/

Ow, my bowels finally woke up. And it’s loose. It’s shit you shit when you’re sick.

Am I sick? I didn’t know 😕

It’s the first weekend in two months I am not working on a weekend

This morning even my bowels feels the freedom, and decided not to shit at all