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Monday, 7 August 2023 | 09:21 AM

Yesterday I had fried stuff for dinner. Heavy but delicious.

I spent the night farting and keep waking up.

Horrible. But the smell of my shit is more horrible!

Describe one habit that brings you joy.

Taking a crap

Yeah, after lunch, taking a shit is more right.

What’s not right though, is feeling so bad at doing it. My bowels hurt!!

Today I haven’t tried yet to take a shit.

Just arrived at camping site. Now it’s tome for taking a shit

Even if it’s just a few turds…

Weekend always begin the same, I woke up late, I go take a shit, I stay long, I still have shit.

Shit at the office always has some added pleasure…

Must be the thrill of not knowing if the smell will stay, of not knowing if the turd will stay…

Even if yesterday my dinner was heavy, I am just leaving crumbles behind.

Crumbles of shit, yet so little!

This is ~~a little~~ very disappointing 😠

Last weekend I had constipation all along. Now the weekend is hopping in, and there’s no signs of it.

Indeed, shit is piling as normal on the toilet. Hope I’m not wrong though….

Yuck!

How would you describe yourself to someone who can’t see you?

Just breath and listen, I am taking a shit. That’s what I do. Take shits and write posts about them.

Yeah. i am the shit-f***ing-king!

Lol