last poops
The true Joy
What brings a tear of joy to your eye?
That little turd laying on the bottom of my toilet, after a long straining session in constipation times
Sunday, 3 September 2023 | 04:51 PM
Right after lunch I had a webmeeting.
Right after lunch I needed a shit.
Right in the middle of the meeting I took a shit.
Lol
Why I do this
Why do you blog?
To keep track of how much shit do I make.
Sunday, 3 September 2023 | 10:00 AM
And another soft shit has smoothly gone
Saturday, 2 September 2023 | 10:22 AM
One day to go, I’ll go back to work.
Somehow I feel like I’m looking forward to it. I’ll have my routine back, waking up early, having breakfast, taking a shit, exact, on time.
10:20 is quite a bit too further. Still drowsy, low energy… it’s all a matter of taking a shit in the morning, and the rest of the day will come easily.
Feeling good
How are you feeling right now?
I am overwhelmed by the amount of shit I’m dealing with. I mean, literally, on the toilet, a lot of crap I wasn’t able to deploy yesterday.
…and I’m feeling good!
Friday, 1 September 2023 | 09:56 AM
Idk, the shit I do after I eat spicy is always rare.
Let’s eat some more spicy!
Thursday, 31 August 2023 | 09:40 AM
Woke up two hours before the alarm, my intestines hurting all around, but I managed to fall back asleep.
Now I am on the toilet, and I wish I didn’t eat nor drink what I did yesterday.
One beer, two Aperol spritz, one fried pizza, two bloody mary.
My crap is crap
Wednesday, 30 August 2023 | 12:01 PM
Not much to shit, not much to tell today…
Tuesday, 29 August 2023 | 11:00 AM
There’s a logistics problem in my bathroom. My cat loves to destroy toilet paper, so we can’t keep it next to the toilet, instead we had to store it somewhere else, safely.
You know, that place is so safe, I always forgot to take it before taking a shit…
I always end up finishing without wiping, gotta awkwardly walk to the shower, with my legs as spread as possible, and clean my arse barehanded.
Fuck.
I love my cat