Saturday morning shit is always an unexpected variable, it surely depends on what I did the night before, but even if I just was a good boy, it could happen to have some kind of diarrhoea.

This morning, I’m happy because everything is calm, one huge single turd, not too hard, not too soft. Pretty standard right?

Everything is perfect for beginning a good weekend, there’s just one thing, whether is shit.

I pushed hard hard today.

It kinda reminded me of that 20-year-old GIF I used to have in one of my first color-screen-phones where a toon guy pushed as hard as possible to take a shit, so hard his head swallowed and reddened, so hard his head eventually exploded, he finishes kneel on the floor, barearse, and finally the turd gets out, and splashes in the toilet.

Please, if anyone still has this GIF, it would be a great present

Basically, this morning I woke up too early, and my bowels were still too drowsy.

Since I arrived early, nobody is here yet, so I can shit in peace 😎

Having a shit is a lot difficult this morning. One single turd was hidden inside me and I had to push as hard as I could to get it out.

Package delivered, eventually…

Eventually I had no shit at the office, I juat farted a lot. I’m sure they’re going to notice it eventually….but I made it through the day, until I went to the office and I keep farted. This time probably my climbing mate noticed the reek surrounding me…

Btw, now I’m home, taking a shit, intermittently, since every turd is blocked by some farts -.-

Taking a little shit. Too little for yesterday’s beer night…

Hope it won’t happen at the office….

Devilish lashes our of my arses.

Actually it is just one, but feels like taking more shit from more than one arsehole.

Idk, perhaps it’s just me being weird

At my parents’ for Sunday lunch.

Actually, at my parent’s toilet, for my bonus shit, BEFORE Sunday lunch.

Great.

Always comfortable to shit on the toilet you grew up