last poops
Sunday, 31 March 2024 | 10:40 AM
Easter’s shit. It’s egg-shaped, yeah.
Little egg turds.
Happy Easter!
Saturday, 30 March 2024 | 07:28 AM
It’s early in the morning, it’s Saturday, and I am already on the toilet crafting some shit.
There’s a news though!
Today’s the very first day my girlfriend joins the loo while I’m taking a poo!
So lovely! You know, we’re both late, and none of us could stand waiting outside!
Gotta admit, my bowels is not entirely ready for this, they’re still a bit shy…
Friday, 29 March 2024 | 06:41 PM
I’m on a business trip, we’re building the stage for a concert, all of us has their own apartment, but only my boss’ is the closest to the venue. I’ve got his keys, and desperately need a sheet from this morning.
There’s not much else to say… just do the math
Friday, 29 March 2024 | 07:36 AM
Shit! I freaking hate constipation!
Thursday, 28 March 2024 | 07:42 AM
Ok this is the day.
Like yesterday, and the day before, and tomorrow, I hope…
I take a shit!
Self-accomplishment day is every day!
A fair amount of poop in the morning eases life, gives you self-confidence, reliability and a spread anus!
Wednesday, 27 March 2024 | 08:25 AM
A dump air explosion.
From my belly to the toilet
Tuesday, 26 March 2024 | 08:31 AM
Good Lord, fucking pizza held me awake all night long with reflux.
Now why is it shit not firing as well??
Well, luckily isn’t…
Monday, 25 March 2024 | 07:54 AM
What about it this morning…
I ate a lot of chili for dinner, I was freaking hungry, but I also was very tired, and I went to sleep early.
Nothing special, just a massive pile of crap disgtinguishly stinky
Sunday, 24 March 2024 | 10:10 PM
Btw, I forgot to report one peculiar shit I had today…
I was just warming up, bouldering outdoor with friends, when sciatica shot me.
What does back-pain have to deal with shit?
Well I kept bouldering, and the urge for a shit grew and grew.
Well well, on the road back home we had to pull off for me to take a shit, I headed to the closest bush and squat.
Not so easy though, the pain was radiating form my back to every part of my body, and in distress, utter pain, I shot some loose shit.
Luckily I had some fresh cleaners with me!
Sunday, 24 March 2024 | 10:09 AM
Late shit on Sunday morning.
This, I dare to say, feels like an achievement for me, because normally on Sundays I oversleep, wake up way too relaxed, and I end up constipated 🙁
Birds chirping in distance, sun shining through the window, and a big turd splashing in the pool. This sounds like a great day!