last   poops

Wednesday, 2 October 2024 | 08:05 AM

Yesterday I spent the morning on the toilet, having diarrhoea.

I emptied myself so much, I wouldn’t think I could have anything to shit this morning…

Ohwoah! One single turd! Slipped out!

Am satisfied🥹

Friday, 27 September 2024 | 11:30 AM

A classic.

I have a business appointment in thirty minutes, I want to take it slow, no rushing, so I want to get out now, it will be taking fifty minutes to arrive at the site, and I will have plenty of time to seek a parking spot, and to arrive there calmly and relaxed.

There’s always something coming in between…

Some shit.

I ate a yoghurt as a snack, and it reminded my bowels that this morning I was constipated, and I had no shit whatsoever.

Yeah, nice.

Coming! I’ll be late…

D’you reckon I can use this as an excuse?