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Thursday, 14 November 2024 | 7:19 AM

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Got an early meeting this morning, so I am on a rush, I also woke up earlier than usual to cope with time..

All of these things together gives me stress, hence constipation.

Yeah, do you know what I also am in need of the most? TAKING A SHIT.

Fuck. My day is ruined!

Drama queen shit-king

Monday, 11 November 2024

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Alright, here’s the setup from yesterday:

• I haven’t taken a shit for the whole day.

• For lunch, we prepared some spicy Chinese noodles. You know, my girlfriend and I enjoy trying out cooking different things.

• For dinner, we made Indian butter chicken and naan bread.

While my girlfriend, who’s lactose intolerant, was up a thousand times during the night running to the bathroom, I didn’t feel anything all night. But just five minutes ago, while I was doing the dishes, I felt this epic urge hit me.

I forced myself to finish my chore as quickly as possible, but my anus was calling, rumbling, and pulsing, so I finally gave in and ran to the bathroom. And here I am now, in the acidic fumes of the upside-down volcano that is my butt.

Saturday, 9 November 2024 | 7:23 AM

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Soft.

Soft turds resembling my kitten’s frequent diarrhoeas. I wonder what keeps him having inside him, his belly is still swollen…

My bowels feel better now btw, having two beers on a Friday night always ends up like this on Saturday mornings

Friday, 8 November 2024 | 8:11 AM

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I’ve been sitting on my toilet for more than forty minutes. Took me a lot of blank pushes to actually produce some tirds.

They’re not even that bad. They look pretty normal to me… so I guess what took them so long… if only I could ask ’em!