Poop in two – very close – sessions.
Took a poop, a fair amount, then went straight to the desktop to start my daily tasks. BUT(T), my arse started pounding, then farting, then smelling.
I had to get back to the loo.
Which is exactly where I’m right now.
You know what though? Shit is still hiding, idling, but IT’s THERE! i feeeeel it!