Friday, 8 May 2026 | 8:40 AM

8 May, 2026

by theshytird

Poop in two – very close – sessions.

Took a poop, a fair amount, then went straight to the desktop to start my daily tasks. BUT(T), my arse started pounding, then farting, then smelling.

I had to get back to the loo.

Which is exactly where I’m right now.

You know what though? Shit is still hiding, idling, but IT’s THERE! i feeeeel it!

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