Friday, 21 February 2025 | 7:24 AM

I feel it. It’s right there! I feel the turds packed inside me! What the hell though? Where are they, why don’t they get out! GET OUTT!! I hate being constipated in the morning 😔

Wednesday, 19 February 2025 | 6:25 AM

Slept very poorly. My bowels are swollen, woke up infinite times. Eventually, half an hour before the alarm. First thing? Went to the loo. I’m still here, feeling like there’s more to extrude… but nothing else gets out, nothing more than a first...