Wednesday, 12 March 2025 | 6:49 AM

Frankly too early to leave. Too early to wake up (5:40AM) Too early to do some shit. Too early. Too constipated See you later, perhaps!

Tuesday, 11 March 2025 | 8:06 AM

Got to stay more than half an hour on the toilet, this morning. My arsehole is totally deprived of life, my bowels is totally empty. My day can now begin. OH WAIT! Uh, nope. Just a fart!

Monday, 10 March 2025 | 7:31 AM

At first just dull shit. It was starting to become less sturdy and more inconsistent, when my gf begged me to just leave, she urged! Shit! Right at the apex! I got out, then let her finish and leave. Now I’m back, and I’ve got to take some more shit....