Thursday, 24 October 2019 | 04:43 PM

Thursday, 24 October 2019 | 04:43 PMI should have listened to that voice in my mind at lunch. Don’t eat those sausages.Here I am in the bar’s loo extruding brown stuff from my bum.The light just gone off. Now Try to picture me waving vigorously my arms...

Thursday, 24 October 2019 | 08:37 AM

Thursday, 24 October 2019 | 08:37 AMThere it comes! The shy tird! This time’s production is hard no more! It slides off the lucid white loo entering the pool slowly as a jaguar approaching its victim. 

Thursday, 24 October 2019 | 08:30 AM

Thursday, 24 October 2019 | 08:30 AMI am taking my morning shit, whilst thinking everybody does that.Everybody shitpost every fucking day. Everybody takes shit.Nobody wanna hear what you want to shitshare!That’s the process my mind followed in thinking: let’s share my...