Thursday, 14 November 2019 | 09:51 AM

Thursday, 14 November 2019 | 09:51 AM Love it. My belly was so full of air i dreamt I was an air balloon. Actually… I cannot understand how can an air balloon float in mid-air burdened by that amount of crap inside!

Wednesday, 13 November 2019 | 09:33AM

Wednesday, 13 November 2019 | 09:33AM Explosion in my arse. A lava flow just erupted. It has submerged everything we knew it was pale white. It’s a disaster, an ecological catastrophe! God Save Us.