Monday, 2 December 2019 | 10:26 AM

Monday, 2 December 2019 | 10:26 AM I knew it! My bowels were not yet wide awake this morning! I am in a bar, I had to run for the loo! Shit.

Monday, 2 December 2019 | 07:13 AM

Monday, 2 December 2019 | 07:13 AM Finally I get myself up back to my (not) favourite time! This time my mindset’s not ready for life, not my eyes, not even my anus! Which miserably feels raped by not-so-shy tirds I got to urge them out. This way though, Monday could...

Sunday, 1 December 2019 | 12:00 PM

Sunday, 1 December 2019 | 12:00 PM I was relaxed, working on my computer when suddenly intestinal cramping came. Worst and worst, I could not even run.You know, I don’t believe in any of that karma stuff, yet sometimes I smell a rat. From the stink I dare say...

Sunday, 1 December 2019 | 10:08 AM

Sunday, 1 December 2019 | 10:08 AM Yesterday I had a doner kebab for dinner, despite my recent tendencies towards reducing meat, I wanted it so badly! Once I sinned, there was no way for redemption, so I went for the jalapeño chilis and a lot of spicy sauce. I woke...