Thursday, 20 February 2020 | 01:36 PM

Thursday, 20 February 2020 | 01:36 PM During the whole morning, Butt says ‘Go get a toilet!’ I say ‘can’t!’ Butt says ‘HURRY!’ I say ‘shut up!’ Butt says ‘💨’ I say ‘For crying out loud!’ Butt says ‘💨’ It went on till now. I say ‘content?’ Butt is pleased. Butt says...

Wednesday, 19 February 2020 | 08:44 PM

Wednesday, 19 February 2020 | 08:44 PM Tirds are just like Mr. Meseeks from Rick and Morty. Fandom describes their status ed Extant (regularly dying), but truth is they’re disposable. Here’s the comparison: ⁃ in Rick and Morty’s universe: you press the green and blue...

Wednesday, 19 February 2020 | 07:31 AM

Wednesday, 19 February 2020 | 07:31 AM My alarm just rang, but I woke myself up at 7AM naturally. I don’t believe I am wide awake yet, since I am wondering… What had my first shit been like? I mean, it must have been even before I was a toddler. Did I do it...