Saturday, 11 April 2020 | 09:56 AM

Saturday, 11 April 2020 | 09:56 AM Apparently lack of sleep increases risk of cancer, and many other diseases: Matt Walker claims ‘the shorter your sleep, the shorter your life’. I wonder if sleep deprivation is also a cause of constipation 🤔 I mean,...

Friday, 10 April 2020 | 10:03 AM

I just finished watching an interesting documentary about how come Jackson Pollock is so famous. Apparently he became so because of his art patron Clement Greenberg. Thus I decided I just need to find an influent critic and persuade him to write about me, convincing...

Thursday, 9 April 2020 | 05:43 PM

Thursday, 9 April 2020 | 05:43 PM I shall enter in the Guinness World records for the most number of shit reports ever. For sure this category does not exist. Yet.

Wednesday, 8 April 2020 | 06:46 PM

Wednesday, 8 April 2020 | 06:46 PM Days are passing by, working with my computer all the time, I now took as a habit to go having a shower once every three/four days. I can’t smell my shit anymore, would this be because I reek even worst?