Thursday, 23 April 2020 | 11:55 AM

Thursday, 23 April 2020 | 11:55 AM I just realised I can get ice cream to go even if I’n under lock down. I shall create a new service: Shit on demand.

Wednesday, 22 April 2020 | 05:25 PM

Wednesday, 22 April 2020 | 05:25 PM All right I was joking about painting my room with crap. Here’s a true fact. Yesterday during my jog I farted a lot, once home I took a hot, relaxing shower. I lathered myself, rubbing my armpits, my chest, my feet, my arse- WAIT A...