Saturday, 27 June 2020 | 12:06 AM

Saturday, 27 June 2020 | 12:06 AM After a long day spent grilling chilling eating and drinking. I need my spliff. Most of all I need a shit. That’s it. My shit. Shit. My shit.

Friday, 26 June 2020 | 01:00 PM

Friday, 26 June 2020 | 01:00 PM It’s one o’clock….. SHIT. SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIIIIIIIT. I’ve been transferred again. Popped out of my toilet. Pooped in inside a planet made of monkeys. Not normal monkeys. White monkeys, browned by crap they keep trowing at each...