Friday, 23 May 2025 | 11:16 AM

I’ve been constipated the whole night, it kept me awake, it stressed me. Had to wake up very late. My day is compromised. You know what’s best? I haven’t taken a shit yet.

Wednesday, 21 May 2025 | 4:19 PM

Ahhh it’s proper lovely when I go visit my mate who lives out in the countryside. He’s full-on bro tech crypto guy — works online, always chatting about turnover and numbers — but yeah, he went and bought himself this bit of land and now he’s living out in the sticks....