Friday, 23 October 2020 | 10:16 AM

Friday, 23 October 2020 | 10:16 AM Sometimes I use spices and dried fruit to flavour my rice. Dried fruit looks just like these little turds diving in the pool right now.

Tuesday, 20 October 2020| 12:54 PM

Tuesday, 20 October 2020| 12:54 PM You know that disappointing moment when you start compressing your bowels in order to expel a tird, you think it’ll last two seconds, and instead you end up struggling for minutes ‘cos that brown cunt is bigger than you’d ever...

Tuesday, 20 October 2020 | 08:50 AM

Tuesday, 20 October 2020 | 08:50 AM Well well! My first birthday is coming. One year of shit posting. Wow. Anyway, I am starting to feel like I don’t know anymore what to tell to my shit-diary. Maybe a shall push forward, maybe I should consider typing my posts with...