Tuesday, 3 November 2020 | 09:32 AM

That’s not the place for lament, yet pooping and sharing was more exciting when I was with my girlfriend, she was one of my greatest supporters. What hurts most is she still is one of my greatest supporters, but she cannot stay with me. It hurts. My shit ist duller....

Sunday, 1 November 2020 | 10:31 AM

This one’s utter evil. It is really difficult to express the feeling of having kind of muscular wrestler hands stretching my bowels as strongly as they can. Ouch. IT HUUURTS!

Sunday, 1 November 2020 | 09:27 AM

Sometimes I just feel like a toothpaste tube full of shit self-filling every day. Surely enough my toilet in the morning cannot smell like a freshly brushed mouth.

Saturday, 31 October 2020 | 10:01 AM

Some weeks ago I started taking climbing lessons. In the meanwhile I started going everywhere with my bicycle. In the meanwhile I quit drinking. Cold-turkey. In the meanwhile I easily become skin and bones. Shitting became the most difficult things of all. There’s...