Thursday, 5 November 2020 | 09:11 AM

If we invented smart-working, I imagine upgrading my shats with smart-shitting.There will be sort of a A-portal-device inside my pants, and one B-portal on top of my toilet. There it is! smart-shitting!It would have been pretty useful even right now, the smell is...

Wednesday, 4 November 2020 | 09:15 AM

I am suffering through the pains of hell!! I thought quit eating any bread or pizza would have helped me ceasing this freaking disease. Was I write? Was I wrong? Surely (and sourly) I shouldn’t have eaten that enormous burger yesterday at lunch. There was a patty,...

Wednesday, 4 November 2020 | 09:04 AM

Lightly relaxed, playing with my phone, laying on the sofa. BOOOOOOMMM. A bomb just exploded in my belly, tangling my bowels. Why do I have to suffer this much? God, why??? God is full of shit.