Wednesday, 10 February 2021 | 10:40 AM

During the last month I’ve been studying cryptocurrencies, there’s never been a more appropriate point in time to create a proper shitcoin, the SHYT. The only problem is, I don’t have the knowledge to do so 🙁

Tuesday, 9 February 2021 | 04:19 PM

It’s so difficult to take a shit while the real estate agent is trying to sell my house… Well, he could be saying the same thing on how difficult it is to be selling a house using his owner’s shit smell as a quirky perk 🤔

Tuesday, 9 February 2021 | 08:24 AM

Yesterday I had pasta for lunch and pork meat for dinner. I am not used to them anymore. And I am used to this smell no more! Luckily it just lasted a couple of minutes

Monday, 8 February 2021 | 07:45 AM

The beginning of the working week is dull, such as my dry dark crap. Instead of focusing on these bad aspects of my day, I decide to focus on something else, much much worthy. Crap I am going to expel tomorrow. I am so much into shit-madness 🤷

Sunday, 7 February 2021 | 09:52 PM

I love those Sundays spent in bed with my girlfriend, sex, sleep, cuddles, sex, farts. The only cons is I completely forgot to have a shit. Let’s catch up immediately! *Splash*