Friday, 26 March 2021 | 10:43 AM

Life’s not always beautiful, indeed that’s not the best time of my life, I feel worthless. The only moment in which I feel great is while I take my shit. It’s mine you know, it’s mine. It makes me feel I’m in peace. I all alone, and yet in great company, a smelly...

Thursday, 25 March 2021 | 11:28 AM

My girlfriend has just got out. RELIEVING! For me, because I really needed to make it! For her, because I was asphyxiating her with my farts!

Tuesday, 23 March 2021 | 09:52 AM

Since I discovered climbing in the last few months I feel like I have to merge my kind of passions. I must go and have a shit hanging from a cliff. Shitting in my toilet feels dull now. I’ve just taken a peek behind me, there are three turds floating in the pool. I...