Thursday, 1 April 2021 | 07:45 AM

April’s fool meant much more for me in the past. Now the only joke I had is A 4-hour slumber, because of a huge tird hidden within me. Oh, btw, it just got out. Is it a joke?

Wednesday, 31 March 2021 | 09:58 AM

A tip from your crap expert. If you’re constipated, you’re probably not giving enough time to your primal needs. Try to sit on your toilet everyday. At the same time. Take at least twenty minutes a day, spread your cheeks, relax yourself, try a bit to take it out....

Monday, 29 March 2021 | 09:52 AM

Seems like I still had loads of stuff inside me to be unloaded. Cramps still pumping. And I wonder, where the fuck did I store all this crap!?