Sunday, 4 April 2021 | 10:18 PM

My arse burns, easter is on. Everyone is happy (not true). A huge piece of shit is stuck mid-arsehole. This is a satisfying shat I am terrible at writing Follow me I am shitting Taking a shit I am drunk The tird stuck is now gone. I feel happy (not true) I love having...

Sunday, 4 April 2021 | 05:34 AM

My arsehole was almost forgetting to wish y’all a happy easter. I was trying to set a egg hunt, but I hid the egg too deep inside my butt. Sadly wishing you a happy easter.

Friday, 2 April 2021 | 10:06 AM

I’m going to have another day spent doing nothing 🙄 My butt knows… and it refuses to have a shit. I don’t wont to make no shit today