Sunday, 25 April 2021 | 03:53 AM

So, I’m still sitting here. My stomach hurts. My bowels is still, almost quiet— apart from some hilarious very high-pitched farts. I’d rather be asleep, but I can’t. First I MUST get rid of the stupid crap hidden inside me, It’s devouring me from the...

Sunday, 25 April 2021 | 03:41 AM

All right. Here I am again. Sitting on my toilet in the middle of the night. It’s been a while since I’ve had such a honour. Long story short, I celebrated my girlfriend’s birthday in a park with a couple of her friends. We finished our beers, so I rapidly went buying...