Monday, 10 May 2021 | 07:19 AM

Last week, I achieved my week-day sobriety, balanced by some beers both on Saturday and Sunday. Nice. I feel more powerful now. Or at least will once I deployed all the rubbish still inside me.

Sunday, 9 May 2021 | 08:02 AM

Yesterday I randomised my nutrition. Normal breakfast (guaranteed), then I ate two carrots and an apple from 10AM to 5PM At 5PM I started feeling a bit hungry, so I ate a red steak. 3 beers after that, and some pizza for dinner (9PM). My arse doesn’t understand what...

Saturday, 8 May 2021 | 07:59 AM

Yesterday I had to skip dinner. I bough some roasted potatoes on my launch brake and I finished processing ‘em at 11:00PM. Now everything tat went in, must come out! But it’s a massacre.

Friday, 7 May 2021 | 07:19 PM

Not an international phenomenon yet. Yet, I consider myself The shitfluencer. And the funny thing is my shit is nothing different from the others’