Sunday, 13 June 2021 | 08:05 PM

I had the first dose of Pfizer vaccine. Nice. I needed a shit during the whole process. But I’m still constipated because of my circumcision. My body has just decided not to care anymore. Let’s shit. Fine.

Saturday, 12 June 2021 | 01:16 PM

All righty. I prepared myself for the war today. I ate pasta, pizza, kebab in the last few days. Had no shit whatsoever yet. So I just had a huge cup of ginger tea. It should stimulate me. I deadly hope so. I’ve been sitting on the toilet for twenty minutes now....