Sunday, 18 July 2021 | 09:50 AM

I’ve just eaten a stupidly fat piece of cake for breakfast. Nothing else matters, I only need this shit. It feels hotter than usual, would it be as spicy as my yesterday’s dinner?

Saturday, 17 July 2021 | 11:46 AM

My shit is hard, dry, ugly. Utterly unsatisfying. Really Nothing else worth reporting about Off course very difficult to discharge

Wednesday, 14 July 2021 | 07:56 AM

As I would have expected my bowels hurt as disposing of what yesterday was a delicious kebab lunch and a huge portion of chips for dinner. The more I go on, the more I reckon my proctologist should be informed of this blog of mine. There’s only one big problem, I...