Friday, 6 August 2021 | 09:40 AM

Very good. I reckon this is the best way to start my two-week holiday. I just hope I won’t be starting every day in this way. 🙄 God! I am sweating! I know it’s not that much related to my statement above, but it’s just to deliver the most complete picture of the...

Friday, 6 August 2021 | 09:34 AM

Having my morning breakfast today is violently difficult. I’ve got to prevent the volcano inside me from erupting before I reach the safe space. Gotta be fast…. …OKAY, GOTTA RUN! No time to finish these cereals.

Friday, 6 August 2021 | 02:51 AM

Basically, I have been waiting until my bowels stop producing shit for some fifteen minutes. Gotta say I kinda had it coming. I had a bbq at some friends’, I started eating at 9 PM, I stopped at 2 AM never stopped. Now my belly hurts, and I’m embracing my biology’s...