Saturday, 23 October 2021 | 09:10 AM

After a nearly 10-hour slumber, I can now proudly sit on my toilet, dropping the bomb lucidly, enjoying every single protrusion coming out of my arsehole. PAINFULLYYYYYY!

Friday, 22 October 2021 | 07:26 AM

It’s almost Halloween and all the marketing surrounding me is kind of suggesting me to celebrate it. Perhaps I could carve a pumpkin, fill it with my own shit, and then set fire to it. Not that scary uh? What if I produced many of them and throw one at any...

Thursday, 21 October 2021 | 06:36 AM

I’ve just remembered my dream. I was at my office’s toilet, shat all over it. My boss from outside was yelling. ‘Not the right moment! Hurry up!’ I was struggling. The flush had just broke, my creamy shit was all over the poopbrush, and the toilet has no window. I...

Thursday, 21 October 2021 | 06:31 AM

I woke up quite too early, five o’clock, the alarm was set for six. I spent the spare hour sitting on my toilet, just to incentivise my arse to produce what remains of that curry I had yesterday.