Wednesday, 26 January 2022 | 07:53 AM

As I opened my eyes I noticed a huge fart was trapped inside me. I waited and waited, even had breakfast, then I sat here on my white throne, and POP, there it came. Out! Safe and SOUND! Loyally followed by three turd folks, they all loved the dive!

Tuesday, 25 January 2022 | 07:51 AM

I’m stuck sitting on the toilet. Been here for some thirty minutes. Yet no burden has left. Still here waiting. But I got no time anymore. Gotta bail.