Monday, 14 March 2022 | 06:06 PM

I am back to work. I immediately went for a shit. It slides seamlessly, effortlessly, silently out. I look down to see it. And. And. And… I have no words It’s the longest shit I have ever made. I normally don’t share pictures of it, but I must this time. Just to...

Monday, 14 March 2022 | 10:45 AM

I woke up late. Had to open my laptop as soon as my eyes were open. Got to work fast. Had no time for shitting. Let’s do it know buddy! YEAAH it’s so brown! It’s morning time! Yeah! SHIIIIT! A new day begins

Sunday, 13 March 2022 | 04:50 PM

It was a delicious lunch. My friends are on the sofa playing boardgames with my girlfriend. I am on the toilet harvesting some shit. .-.