Thursday, 17 March 2022 | 04:34 PM

I’m at the office and my body suddenly made me realise I had no shit today! 🥵 How did it happen? Well, my bowels are trying to let something slip out, but I caught ‘em in the act. Only farts for now guys! Be patients and wait until we’re back...

Wednesday, 16 March 2022 | 07:35 AM

Wide awake at 4:30 AM, I had plenty of time to let my bowel take its time. Now it’s fully aware of its own existence and fully functional. Ready to perform. Here comes the fully-developed shit. It stained the toilet, so it is perfect.