Wednesday, 30 March 2022 | 11:23 PM

There are moments when I just would like to have a shit. I don’t really need it now, none whatsoever. It’s just like I love my confort zone while shitting. Just me myself and I, and some reeky shit. Only mine. It’s somehow romantic. Ain’t it?

Wednesday, 30 March 2022 | 07:22 AM

Texting a friend who’s living in Peru, it’s 12:22 AM there, he asks ‘what moment of your morning are you at?’ ‘The loo?’ Sure enough, I sent him a picture of my spread legs, right in the moment while I arse-crafted a cool piece of turd. It’s a piece of the original,...

Tuesday, 29 March 2022 | 07:38 PM

Back home. I was looking forward to have a proper gooood shit, yet all I have is this useless piece of shit. I mean, this turd is a real piece of shit. It is so useless! So small, so dry! So unsatisfying!