Saturday, 23 April 2022 | 06:16 AM

Btw, my crap appears smooth and compact, it is made of a group of three or four turds which togeth-WAIT A MINUTE! Right while writing about the key consistency factor of my poop, my arsehole produced something of a new kind, it is a shape-shifter crap with a peculiar...

Saturday, 23 April 2022 | 06:01 AM

There’s something mystical in my habits. I went to sleep at 3AM, after some random drinking. I am awake at 6 AM because of my shit habit. I gotta shit every day right before my morning run. Nice. A clockwork crapper. Doesn’t matter if my mind is blurred for the rest...

Friday, 22 April 2022 | 06:19 AM

Feels like my body is fucking with me… I was putting my pants on to go out for a jog, I had just taken some friendly shit.I was ready… when suddenly one of the most recognisable fart went through down there, it was a solid one. I had to rush back to the...