Saturday, 7 May 2022 | 10:37 AM

All right, jog done, dishes done, folding dry clothes done. No I can jump inside the bathroom, lift the toilet seat, sit down and relax. Crap will surely appreciate this calm kindess, I’ll be rewarded! Uh! There’s some stuff already! So cute!

Saturday, 7 May 2022 | 07:26 AM

First things first, I woke up to do a shit. That’s what Saturdays are made for. I’ve got the whole day ahead so I can just enjoy this naughty pleasure I love. Taking a crap is on my top five moments of life

Friday, 6 May 2022 | 03:40 PM

A day off. I spent the day planning my podcast. It’ll be called The Shyt Show, will get out weekly, and I’ll be reading my week’s shit out loud. I was on the sofa, making record tryouts, when suddenly, my session was interrupted by this snake of crap, it has born...

Thursday, 5 May 2022 | 05:56 AM

Can’t connect my brain, the only thing I see is war, there’s a deadly missile laying on the water, it is brown and has wrinkles, has it got out of me? Do ai have war inside me? This and many other questions belong to to nighttime. Whatever, Yesterday I had an ice...