Wednesday, 11 May 2022 | 11:03 PM

I have a freaking serious gas problem. I’m constantly bloating. I am serious. My bowels are highly problematic. And flammable I believe… So now, I’d pretty much like to sleep, BUT, this internal air I’ve got stored within me is very discomfortable. It stresses...

Wednesday, 11 May 2022 | 06:23 AM

I am taking polka dot shit. Yes this is what I’ve just made, a polka dot poop. It is brown and has loads of black freckles in it, they seem like small gems mounted on it in a pretty precise way. Now I am trying to gather my thoughts and remember what did I eat that...

Tuesday, 10 May 2022 | 06:50 AM

So in the morning, what was anticipated by some gas, now becomes toxic waste. The pool’s water is split in two, at the bottom there’s solid dregs, on the surface there’s the oily floating liquid. Which one’s more worth? To be on the safe side, I’ll just flush...

Tuesday, 10 May 2022 | 03:58 AM

It’s almost four o’clock in the morning and I can’t sleep. That hamburger I had for dinner really needed some more cooking. Stomach issues. On the other side (literally) my intestines kept producing farts. Farts I had to expel as soon as dully developed. My bowels...