Friday, 13 May 2022 | 06:45 AM

All righty, it actually happened what I felt was going to. It’s happening pretty often, to be fair. And I am glad it happened. Simply, I was about to get out for my morning jog, when the shit I felt was still inside me knock-knocked. Who’s there? ‘WHROOOOM’! That was...

Friday, 13 May 2022 | 06:27 AM

Today I am having troubles pooping. I mean, it’s not constipation, but I feel like there’s something left inside after each push. Well, guess it’s something normal… Maybe it’s caused by the fact I had some nightmares not long ago, or maybe is because I am very...

Thursday, 12 May 2022 | 08:07 AM

Live from the white throne. I’ve just had breakfast and I was headed to the shower, the toilet was in between, so I decided to take some advantage of it. I achieved almost nothing. I’ve just stained the slope with the littlest turd ever. POINTLESS.

Thursday, 12 May 2022 | 06:24 AM

The beginning of the day means deflating, i.e. MANY FAAARTS. And a huge piece of crap after me, i.e. A BIG TURD. That doesn’t make me awake, though