Monday, 16 May 2022 | 06:26 AM

It is the first morning in a while I can’t really take a crap as soon as I wake up. That’s a little odd, but I guess it’s just a matter of patience and it will come… Two minutes later Yeh, here it is. It’s always so liberating, me still drowsy,...

Sunday, 15 May 2022 | 06:22 AM

It’s not easy to describe what’s up with my anus this morning. Tu put it simply: spiciness. I had a spicy dinner, and now my hole is fully fired. Idk, I probably like this kind of feeling. I can’t be sure she will enjoy being the room as soon as my girlfriend wakes...

Saturday, 14 May 2022 | 06:50 AM

My night was harsh. Couldn’t get why, mostly anxiety I guess. NOPE, it was because of those fried pastry-filled-mozzarella-thinghyies I had for lunch. As soon as I woke up I created a little pile of shit. It’s more like a miniature Mountain. Trust me, it’s like when...